Angry Videogame Nerd Theme

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He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry...
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
3DO
Commodore
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

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Tablatura? É uma música bem fácil, mas, aí vai:

1/2 - half note
     1/4 - quarter note
     1/8 - eighth note

Part 1
e--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------5-----5------------------|
D-3-----3-----6-----6-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5------------------|
A-3-----3-----6-----6-----5-----5-----5-----3-----3------------------|
E-1-----1-----4-----4-----3-----3-----3------------------------------|
 1/4   1/4   1/4   1/4   1/8   1/8   1/8   1/8   1/8

 (play part 1 twice)

Part 2
e---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------8-----8-----8-----8-----8-------------|
D-6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----8-----8-----8-----8-----8-------------|
A-6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-------------|
E-4-----4-----4-----4-----4-------------------------------------------|
 1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/4   1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/4

Part 3
e---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-10----10-----8-----8-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6------------------|
D-10----10-----8-----8-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6------------------|
A--8-----8-----6-----6-----4-----4-----4-----4-----4------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------|
  1/8  1/8    1/8   1/8   1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/4

 (play parts 2 and 3 twice)

Part  4
e----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------8-----8-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6--|
D-6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----8-----8-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6--|
A-6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----6-----4-----4-----4-----4-----4--|
E-4-----4-----4-----4-----4--------------------------------------------|
 1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/8   1/8   1/4   1/4

 (play part 4 twice)

Part 5
e---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------8-----8-------------------------------------------------|
D-6-----6-----8-----8-----6-------------------------------------------|
A-6-----6-----6-----6-----6-------------------------------------------|
E-4-----4-----------------4-------------------------------------------|
 1/4   1/4   1/4   1/4   1/2

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Tá, prefere uma cifra básica, pra facilitar MAIS AINDA?

E ainda por cima, com a letra? ok!

Angry Video Game Nerd (Electric version)

Use power cords throughout the whole song.

Intro G# A# F

F G#                  G           C
  He's gonna take you back to the past

F G#                 G                   C
  To play the shitty games that suck ass

G#                 D#             E#       D#          C#      
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear

G#                  D#                  E#                  D#           C#
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a rode kill skunk and down it with beer

         G#       D#                C#
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

         G#       D#    C#            G#    D#         C#            
He's the angry nintendo nerd he's the angry atari sega nerd

         G#    D#         G#
He's the angry video game nerd

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Angry Videogame Nerd Theme

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play those shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road-kill skunk & down it with beer.

CHORUS:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
(NOTE: Before changing his name to the Angry Video Game Nerd, the last two chorus lines were replaced with a repetition of the 2nd line.)

When you turn on your TV,
Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3.
He's got a nerdy shirt & a pocket pouch, although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove & a filthy mouth. Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down.

CHORUS:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

He plays the worst games of all time,
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad, he could spit.
Or say "Cowabunga? Cowafuckin' piece of dog shit!"

They rip you off, & don't care one bit.
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck!
The characters' names are wrong! Why's the password so long? Why don't the weapons do anything?

CHORUS 2:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The game sucks so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd.
He's the angry Atari Amiga CD-I Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo-Geo Turbografx-16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.